Bayonets: your essential Zombie killing weapon accessory.

[Sapplicant]

Saw one of these at an exhibit about New Brunswickers at a well-respected museum the other day. Should probably master the use of one of these at some point, and keep one on your person at all times. You know, just in case one manages to get close enough to you.

 

[Sapplicant]

New Health Canada Cigarette warning labels are out. Apparently smoking causes zombies now as well.

 

[jollyjacktar]

New Health Canada Cigarette warning labels are out. Apparently smoking causes zombies now as well.

Seems legit.  ;D

 

[PMedMoe]

New Health Canada Cigarette warning labels are out. Apparently smoking causes zombies now as well.

Cool.  Now I'll never quit.  :

 

[a_majoor]

Good thing we have a database of options, sounds like a real life Zombie attack here:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-26/naked-attacker-chewing-face-killed/55224874/1

Report: Officer kills naked attacker chewing man's face
Updated 8h 15m ago
   
MIAMI (AP) – A Miami police officer on Saturday fatally shot a naked man who was chewing on the face of another man on a downtown causeway off-ramp, police and witnesses said.

The Miami Herald reports that gunshots were heard at about 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, which is near the newspaper's offices. Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon a naked man mauling the other man. The newspaper quoted witnesses as saying that the officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he ignored the demand, the officer shot him. Witnesses said that the naked man continued his attack after being shot once, and the officer shot him several more times.

Police said the other man was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center. The newspaper said he had suffered critical injuries.

The police department confirmed in a news release that there was an officer-related shooting, but did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

A police spokesman couldn't be reached for comment by the Associated Press on Saturday evening.

The police news release said the identities of the two men were not known.

A photograph posted on The Herald's website shows an officer standing watch on the ramp next to two police cruisers, with a body lying on a pedestrian walkway. Police requested the newspaper's video surveillance tapes.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual hip-hop festival.

Javier Ortiz, a spokesman for the Fraternal Order of Police in Miami, said that based on information he's received, the officer who fired the shots "is a hero and saved a life."

 

[Lerch]

Good thing we have a database of options, sounds like a real life Zombie attack here:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-26/naked-attacker-chewing-face-killed/55224874/1

Oh balls, it's beginning...

 

[Spooks]

So, by logical deduction, you do not need a flamethrower, bayonet, crossbow or anything else suggested in this thread. You simply need a Miami cop.

 

[SoldierInAYear]

Good thing we have a database of options, sounds like a real life Zombie attack here:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-26/naked-attacker-chewing-face-killed/55224874/1

Pack your bags, we're going to Madagascar.

 

[Danjanou]

Pack your bags, we're going to Madagascar.

crap cartoon penguin zombies, we are screwed.  :'(

 

[GnyHwy]

.

 

[Journeyman]

The Garden Gnomes have started........

 

[OldSolduer]

I now know why I hate garden gnomes.....

 

[PMedMoe]

I now know why I hate garden gnomes.....

Love garden gnomes.  Hate flamingos.   

If PMed Techs were Zombies:

;D

 

[cupper]

This one's for you Jim. From Realtor.com

Penetrate This: Sixteen Fortresses for Staving Off the Zombie Apocalypse (PHOTOS)

http://www.realtor.com/blogs/2012/06/01/penetrate-this-sixteen-fortresses-for-staving-off-the-zombie-apocalypse-photos/

In case you’re in complete denial or have been living under a rock in recent days, it has become quite apparent that THE ZOMBIE APOCALPYSE IS UPON US, PEOPLE. Reported horrific incidents of face-eating, intestine-throwing, arm-gnawing, hush-hush hazmat evacuations, and/or general cannibalistic mayhem can mean only one thing: it’s high- time we start preparing for the hordes of living dead that will soon begin roaming the world in search of delicious, delicious brains.

Not to minimize the human tragedy here, but what’s a guy or gal to do? This particular writer never quite completed the necessary steps to earn his ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ merit badge, nor has he any crossbow-wielding, animal-skinning, shelter-building survival qualities to get him out of a pinch, let alone the jaws of the zombie formerly known as grandma for that matter. However, what I can offer is my expertise in real estate – prime, zombie-defense real estate capable of putting those with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh at a distance from you and your family.

Let’s begin, shall we?

And the 2011 Zombie Safehouse Competition.

http://zombiesafehouse.wordpress.com/

And if you Google Zombie Proof House

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=zombie+proof+house&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

 

[Sythen]

http://uberhumor.com/i-need-this-because-of-reasons

 

[medicineman]

Sign I saw outisde a Winnipeg outdoors shop - "Zombies can't swim - so why not buy a Kayak?"

MM

 

[OldSolduer]

Sign I saw outisde a Winnipeg outdoors shop - "Zombies can't swim - so why not buy a Kayak?"

MM

But they survive underwater.

 

[medicineman]

Then I'd guess we could make a killing devising a kayak paddle that can double as a zombie bludgeon and sell it to these guys  ;D.

MM

 

[fraserdw]

But they survive underwater.

Yes, but they are too buoyant to cross water of any current.  Now stop ruining my Zombie survival plan!

 

[fraserdw]

Edged weapons are better, I am sure that Zombie Chief Blair will be going around still arresting gun owners!