The Manly Thread

[Searyn]

Decided to run home from work today. Have never done it before so I thought I'd give it a try. 2 hours and one sprained ankle later, my wife finds me half way up the last hill (it's 3 km long) and gives me a ride.

Manly part: I sprained my ankle in the first 10 minutes.

 

[daftandbarmy]

I climbed Mt Rainier on June 12th as part of an Alpine Club trip.

Ironically, I felt like I had Morning Sickness from about 11,500 ft to the top at 14,000ft. Ladies, you now have my sympathy! 

 

[HavokFour]

I sit here in my underwear, eating a can of SPAM and smoking a cheap cigar.

 

[HavokFour]

I gave some punk a verbal thrashing for not giving up his seat for an elderly woman on the bus on the way home last night, and it was a looooooooooooong ride.

EDIT: Oh, I also made bacon and sausages on the BBQ for breakfast this morning. ;D

 

[OldSolduer]

Ha!! I played street hockey with the Magnificent Carson, my grandson!!

 

[Romanmaz]

I sit here in my underwear, eating a can of SPAM and smoking a cheap cigar.

Now you're just showing off 

 

[Teflon]

I urinated twice so far today,... and remained standing both times  :nod:

 

[medicineman]

I urinated twice so far today,... and remained standing both times  :nod:

Depending on your age, that can be a big deal  :nod:.

MM

 

[Teflon]

Depending on your age, that can be a big deal  :nod:.

MM

Some of us just get it right at a younger age  ;D, I'm so good at it now one would think I've been doing it for years!

 

[medicineman]

Some older guys get what we call "micturation syncope" - they faint when they try to start a stream, so count your blessings and hope you continue to remain upright through the years  ;D.

MM

 

[Old Sweat]

Some older guys get what we call "micturation syncope" - they faint when they try to start a stream, so count your blessings and hope you continue to remain upright through the years  ;D.

MM

Thanks, Sean. Something else to worry about in my golden years. Right now my major complaint is my deteriorating eyesight. When I look in a mirror, all I can see is an old fart!

 

[medicineman]

Unfortunately having bifocals only makes that worse...

MM

 

[Old Sweat]

My family doctor suggested I try turning the mirror to the wall. I asked if I should paste a picture of Justin Bieber on the back.

 

[medicineman]

LOL - didn't offer you Botox or other such nonsense?

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

My family doctor suggested I try turning the mirror to the wall. I asked if I should paste a picture of Justin Bieber on the back.

DON'T YOU TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT MY SWEET, LITTLE, SUGAR-VOICED ANGEL!!!!
You've tainted the "womanly" thread for all of us.

 

[OldSolduer]

Oh by the way, my Grandson Carson will now be known as:

Sir Carson of Uplands.
He got a sword and shield today. SO.... I knighted him.

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

Whoops....wrong thread.




I don't like him either......
...at all.

Totally.

:-[

 

[midget-boyd91]

DON'T YOU TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT MY SWEET, LITTLE, SUGAR-VOICED ANGEL!!!!
You've tainted the "womanly" thread for all of us.

... is it that time of the month for you again, Hammer?
;D

 

[Hammer Sandwich]

... is it that time of the month for you again, Hammer?
;D

I WISH I WAS A GENIUS LIKE YOU...
THEN I GUESS I COULD SOLVE ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS!

CUZ' YOU'RE SO GREAT...AND I'M SO STUPID....

WHY DO YOU HATE MY MOTHER?!?!?

...and.....(wait for it)...... cry....

 

[daftandbarmy]

I WISH I WAS A GENIUS LIKE YOU...
THEN I GUESS I COULD SOLVE ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS!

CUZ' YOU'RE SO GREAT...AND I'M SO STUPID....

WHY DO YOU HATE MY MOTHER?!?!?

...and.....(wait for it)...... cry....

Wow... you can speak WOMAN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RqrdRqAr1Q

We are unworthy  :whiteflag: