So there I was.......

[Burrows]

...a picture of someones beloved...

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...Alien Queen who was laying eggs for...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... a clone army to be equipped with cheap knock-off Rambo knives ...

 

[kkwd]

.... with corks on the tip so they hurt themselves, in the meantime ...

 

[Shec]

...the COC was field testing the new liquor dispensers in the JR Club...

 

[Teeps74]

... they were somewhat broken, as I sit down to enjoy my gallon shot of Tequila, I wonder ...

 

[Shec]

...what would happen if I mix it with...

 

[kkwd]

....  whiskey and rum and vodka, I awoke several days later ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... vowing never to do that again until next time ...

 

[kkwd]

.... having found I had sworn allegiance to some shady organization who had promptly emptied my wallet ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... leaving me a mysterious challenge coin and ....

 

[kkwd]

.... a box of expired IMPs, I put on my new beret and snazzy dress pants and headed ...

 

[Teeps74]

... to the can to ponder these new stitches I found in my ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... side where it appeared I may have been relieved of one ...

 

[kkwd]

.... pound of my liver, but it being so booze soaked they better not smoke around it ...

 

[Shec]

...so they wrung it and strained it through a loaf of bread...

 

[kkwd]

... and made some moose milk so all their troubles would just melt away. But suddenly an assault team from ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... some mysterious regional emancipation and defence group stormed in, shouting "Free Ogopogo", or words to that effect ....

 

[kkwd]

.... waving a pamphlet written in mystic phrases and gibberish, I picked up my rubber hose and garbage can lid shield and commenced ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... to simply walk into Mordor ...