MikeH said:
Looks like the Michigan Militia just opened a canadian chapter... :
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WOW!
these guys really are something else... after reading this junk...
check out the physical requirements:
EVERY MAN SHALL MEET THE REQUIRED STANDARD NO EXCEPTIONS
MEDICAL EXAM TO ENSURE MAN IS FIT FOR TRAINING (RECOMMENDED)
DAY 1
ISA SELECTION BRIEF, PRELIMINARY INTERVIEW, $20 REGISTRATION FEE
EACH MAN WILL HAVE A SELECTION NUMBER i.e. 1-50, FIREMANS CARRY 20m
2.4KM RUN (TIMED) SPEED MARCH 5KMS WITH 40LBS PACK (TIMED)
SPECIAL SELECTION TECHNIQUES-CLASSIFIED………DEBREIF
DAY 2
ENDURANCE MARCH - (TIMED) JOG/SPEED WALK WITH 40LBS PACK CROSS COUNTRY
APPROXIMATELY 20KMS.
MENTAL AWARENESS - MEMORIZE GRID REFERENCES, ORAL LONG DIVISION ETC.
ONCE COMPLETED, AIRBORNE PUSH UPS, FLUTTER KICKS ,SPIDER CRAWL,
BUTT DRAG - FEET INSPECTION AND DEBREIF
SPECIAL SELECTION TECHNIQUES - CLASSIFIED
DAY 3
SWIM TEST (PASS/FAIL) EQUIPMENT - TOWEL, TRUNKS, $10,
7M TOWER JUMP IN DIVE TANK, TREAD WATER FOR 10MIN, SIMULATED RESCUE OF
DROWNING VICTIM, UNDERWATER SWIM EVALUATION, ON ONE BREATH SWIM AS FAR
AS POSSIBLE ATTEMPT TO REACH 25 METERS.
6 LAPS IN AN OLYMPIC POOL (300M)
COURSE CRITIQUE
Something tells me the Fat one here wearing the Spray on Neon Green Camo probabbly couldnt pass this test himself...
I have a hard time being afraid of the Ham Ninja's CQC Fighting style here... I think he's played one too many games of Splinter Cell and Metal Gear Solid
I think this would involve a very special episode of the GO Show... featuring his special Guests JTF2 who show these clowns what real special forces are like....
Cheers
Josh