Aden_Gatling said:As in; no other country is stupid enough to put pen pockets on their shins!
Au contraire - none other is bright enough.
Aden_Gatling said:I know that Tutors have ejection seat handles on the side: I was asking how a pen pocket on a pilot's sleeve could rip their arm off in an ejection (as in how could they get low enough in the seat for it to get caught on the lip of the cockpit).
It didn't, but there was an ejection in the eighties or early nineties where a Tutor pilot's sleeve-born pens did catch and injury resulted. All sleeve pen pockets (these were only on the flying jackets and never the flying suits themselves, except for the Tac Hel shirts) were ordered sewn shut - including those of helicopter and other non-ejection-seat aircrew - as a result and the next batch of jackets and Tac Hel shirts came without them.
Aden_Gatling said:I was replying to CDN Aviator's comment about how he had never had a problem with them. I HAVE had problems with them, and we do different jobs.
Good, and thank-you very much for recognizing that last bit. Now, quit whining about something that many others, including those of us with way more experience than you LIKE and USE regularly, and don't use them yourself.
Aden_Gatling said:Great, I'm happy for you: I am well aware of other pilots (perhaps not on Army.ca) that find the placement a PITA.
Then tell them to stop whining and stop using them too.
Aden_Gatling said:I'm complaining about the fact that if I use my pen pockets, my pens will freeze in these temperatures.
Then find another place, and stop whining.
Aden_Gatling said:And on top of that the placement is an ergonomic PITA: I can't figure out why they would do it ...
The placement is great for a lot of us, which is precisely why they put them there.
Aden_Gatling said:but it's not that big of a deal.
Then why are you whining about it so much?
Aden_Gatling said:So far there's been exactly two arguments about why they are better on the arms, neither of which is terribly convincing (1, because of some undisclosed environments where it is 'better', and 2, because of a safety issue that AFAIK no longer exists; pretty much every other air force in the world doesn't seem to share these concerns),
Then fill out a UCR suggesting that pen pockets be put back on the sleeves, where pens can freeze just as easily, and while you're waiting, stop whining.
Personally, I thought that ordering universal removal of these was dumb but I never used them myself, as I found that particular placement to be unsuitable for me. I just didn't whine about it, but used the much handier leg pockets.
Aden_Gatling said:on my kneeboard (for example) is *far* more convenient.
Kneeboards don't work well in helicopters - too much interference betwixt cyclic and collective, and it's just one more piece of junk to have to carry out to the aircraft along with everything else that frequently has to be carried out.
Aden_Gatling said:I've never heard anyone complain about them on their sleeves
Possibly because they can't carry them there anyway.
But seriously, I never heard any such complaints when such pockets did exist on sleeves. Not everybody found them useful, but we didn't whine about them being there.
Aden_Gatling said:(even forearm would work much better).
That had occurred to me several years ago, but as I was content with the very useful leg pockets, I didn't bother pursuing the idea.
Aden_Gatling said:And when was the last time you did a walkaround at -22 (or -30 for that matter)?
I've done a few off and on over one year shy of three decades and around four thousand hours of military flying, a bunch of which consisted of living out in temperatures colder than that during exercises, and you haven't even come close, laddybuck, so quit whining and don't use the ****ing pen pockets on your legs.
Aden_Gatling said:I don't mean to give the impression that it's keeping me up at night,
Could have fooled me...
Aden_Gatling said:it's just that I find it silly to use design that seems functional,
Then don't use them, and quit whining.
Aden_Gatling said:but has proven on more than one occasion (as in me yesterday a little before I wrote that post) to be worse than useless!
Then don't use them, and quit whining. They work fine for many of us.
Aden_Gatling said:This is going nowhere: it's not a safety concern, but a pen pocket that, if one uses it, renders the pen useless IS worse than useless, in my book. That's all.
Then don't use them, and quit whining. They work fine for many of us.
SupersonicMax said:In your job, you sit in the back of an aircraft, with plenty of room to have pens wherever you possible want, any chart or paper you want and even probably a table to write on.
And he wears a flying suit, too - so what's your point? He likes the leg pen pockets. So do I, and thousands of other aircrew over several decades. We aren't all spoiled wannabe fighter pukes with inflated egos, we're well beyond the student phase of our flying careers, and we don't whine over, and over, and over again.
SupersonicMax said:On ejection seat aircrafts, you don't have all that confort.
I didn't in the Kiowa, either, and we couldn't use our heaters while flying tactically in the winter because the machine was underpowered. We'd often spend much longer in our cockpits than you're likely to, and couldn't trim the machine up and take our hands off of the controls either. We didn't whine about it, though. Those lower leg pen pockets sure came in handy.
The Griffon has a little more room, but those lower leg pen pockets still sure come in handy.
SupersonicMax said:On ejection seat aircrafts, you don't have all that confort.
Spare me. Spend some time in Tac Hel. I'm sure that the Sea King or SAR community put up with far more than you, and with out whining about it.
SupersonicMax said:With the bunny pants, the LPSV, the harness, the winter jacket, even for a small guy like me, there isn't much room to move around.
And you think that you're the only one who has to suffer like that? Poor baby...
You haven't tried flying with body armour or a gas mask either, I'll wager.
SupersonicMax said:Reaching for a pen down is actually, hard!!
I seem to manage to do so quite easily. It takes less effort to reach across to an opposite sleeve, especially with body armour or a gas mask on.
SupersonicMax said:Flight suits have to accomodate every community, every jobs. We can't possibly have different flight suits for every trade/airframe.
Yes, so the leg pockets stay. Don't like 'em, don't use 'em. Just stop whining about them.
SupersonicMax said:Having a pen on the arms would make my life a little easier.
Fine. You seem to be getting that on the new flying suits anyway. If it doesn't happen, fill out a UCR each and request that they be added. In the mean time, stop whining.
I'm an extremely patient person, but this whining from two people with very litttle flying experience, and none operationally at all, has put my blood pressure up just a tad.
And yes, Strike, the placement of the rank insignia is absolutely stupid. It does give me an excuse to stare at your chest and others, though.
There's a survey section on the CEMS site. Put your comments there, and state that you feel extremely uncomfortable with males of all ranks and trades leering at your chest. If common sense won't prevail with rank placement, perhaps the harassment aspect will.