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[Sig_Des]

Chat chat chat

I'm gonna nominate that for headlines groaner of the year...

 

[Gunner98]

Well grandkittens, there I was caught up on my hind legs, with that silly deer in the headlights look on my mug.  From then on I had to wear a bell on my collar and was forced to dance for my supper.

 

[Gunner98]

If everyone knew Santa was lactose intolerant, maybe they wouldn't leave so much warm milk with the cookies.

It is a crappy job when the naughty list is longer than the nice list and I run out of coal.  Every child wants something in their stocking, so I off a'grunting I go.  Makes for a smelly Christmas eve, let me tell you.  But I can only imagine the looks on their little naughty faces on Christmas morning.  That'll teach'em to stay on my nice list.

 

[Bzzliteyr]

We have to stick with one picture at a time!! This is too confusing for my simple mind.. which picture goes to which caption!?!?!

 

[sober_ruski]

...-Voi Go-...
...-Voi Ma-...

cant see the rest of the bag.

 

[Thompson_JM]

Santa's Deliveries Into South Central LA got a whole lot Easier this year

 

[Deleted member 9665]

Santa used to be an Ex-marine in Viet Nam...He has the reccord for Killing in his squadron (think of full metal Jacket movie)

 

[Shamrock]

Off camera, acting on advice from Zipperhead Cop, Bzzzlightyear begins a new PT regime.  Mr. Bigglesworth, upon noticing his new porta-potty, reacts appropriately.

 

[Timmy!]

Off camera, acting on advice from Zipperhead Cop, Bzzzlightyear begins a new PT regime.  Mr. Bigglesworth, upon noticing the porta-potty in Bzzlightyear's pack, acts appropriately.

There goes your cat litter idea Bzz!

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Heh!  Just keep your small pack away from kitty.... ;D

 

[Trinity]

 

[gaspasser]

Uummmm, I didn't do it.

Hey, that gas truck isn't yellow??

 

[Timmy!]

Can you say DND 424?

 

[gaspasser]

Maybe that's what he had to drink before he hit that B I G  Y E L L OW airplane. 

 

[GO!!!]

and this little incident folks, resulted in two standing orders;

1. No drinking and driving.

2. Officers will no longer hold 404s.

Congratulations Lt. Wallace, you're a Lt. for a few more years.  ;D

 

[Magravan]

I can never remember where I parked it...

We parked under the plane dear, remember? I told you we'd have trouble backing out, but oh no, you wouldn't hear of it...

 

[Parked4everuser]

"Was it a preventable accident? - Yes. Was the driver driving defensively? - No. Could he benefit from the defensive driving course? - Yes; anyone who drives a motorized vehicle could." - Sgt __________ on my defensive driving course.

 

[Shamrock]

After reading about a pay heist executed seemlessly followed by an aircraft theft, Shamrock attempts to recreate the crime.

 

[rmacqueen]

Here is the reason that Navigators now have to pass a written test before getting in the plane.

 

[Trogdor]