New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[gaspasser]

Geez look at the melon on that guy! 

I'm from Ottawa AND I'm here to help.

 

[Sig_Des]

"That's right, use Dimoxinil, and you too can have a glorious mane of hair!"

 

[gaspasser]

This coming from a man who is folically challenged.\

Sorry,  Des, couln't help that one.


Still, he "luks Maw ver lous."

 

[Sig_Des]

This coming from a man who is folically challenged.\

Sorry,  Des, couln't help that one.


Still, he "luks Maw ver lous."

LOL...How did you know I had a receding hairline Damnit! BYT's stalking me! Mods! Mods!

 

[gaspasser]

Receding hairline??  Is that what we're calling it today?  Then I have one too, except it's full of grey hair arctic blonde highlights.
Not to worry Des it all catches up with us in the long run.
HEY< Stop looking over you shoulder, I'm not there...just keep an eye on your rearview.

 

[zipperhead_cop]

From a bumper sticker:
"Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that people aren't following you"

 

[gaspasser]

Still my favourite to this day.
"Support Search and Rescue
    Get Lost"


SD is like the paranoid taxi driver, "there's people following me" 
NO Vi-sa

 

[Timmy!]

You like to cancel my leave for this parade? Well this is what I think of you подполко́вник! I shall ruin the march pass! Nahhhhh....That's for cancelling my leave comrade.

 

[joonrooj]

SD is like the paranoid taxi driver, "there's people following me" 
NO Vi-sa

No Vi-sa I kill you.

 

[Gunner98]

Plucked from the Chekov's family album - "This is the last photo of Uncle Igor, he disappeared mysteriously at the conclusion of the parade."

 

[Timmy!]

Yeah, yeah. The year book was right. I was voted the most likely one to end up in a Federal Institution.


Boys they were right.

 

[Timmy!]

Who's the sexist man in NATO? And why Am I?

 

[Deleted member 9665]

No Im sexyer...

 

[GO!!!]

Passed the EXPRESS test with a 7.5 on the beep run - who's your daddy?

 

[Gunner98]

Recruiting Centre medical..."I'm ready Mr. Med Tech"...

Imagine this guy in the line at the Mega and learning he is about to miss a meal.

 

[career_radio-checker]

Whose ready for the fireman-carry?

 

[gaspasser]

Who's the sexist man in NATO? And why Am I?

TN.  STOP posting pictures  of my Brother.....


HAAAAH!

 

[midget-boyd91]

Oh yes.. this is gonna be a big one. Just turn me around light a match and we've got a nice big Zippo for us.

 

[zipperhead_cop]

It was felt that despite his best intentions to be inclusive, Trinity was not going to be allowed to form the colour party next year. 

 

[bcbarman]

Seaman Hindgrinder was the only one in the parade that did not need a frog, and considering that he was in the middle of the colour party, he didn't need a flagpole either!