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Captain Spends 13 Hours Coming Up With Cool Operation Name, 15 Minutes Planning Mission
Hmmmmm? Could it be too close to the truth?
Hmmmmm? Could it be too close to the truth?
cupper said:It's a bad indictment of the eduction system when even auto correct says screw it, you are on your own.
cupper said:It's a bad indictment of the eduction system when even auto correct says screw it, you are on your own.
PMedMoe said:You know you can turn off auto correct, right?
If that's the standard of one-liners......cjette1 said:Here's a short joke (not intended to offend anybody)
A baby seal walks into a club....
Journeyman said:This guy with a premature ejaculation problem just came out of nowhere.......
China Declares Lunar Defense Obliteration Zone
The Lunar Defense Obliteration Zone, according to newly appointed space minister Wu Houyi, “will protect China’s core interests and interplanetary sovereignty.” All foreign spacecraft, satellites, comets and space debris must notify China before passing through or into the zone.
Due to orbital complications, the boundaries of the LDOZ will shift daily in accordance with the position of the moon relative to its sovereign power. China’s Ministry of Space has issued diagrams of the shifting boundaries, dubbed “the lasso.”
Many countries have disputed China’s ability to establish such a zone, but Chinese officials are adamant about the country’s claim to Earth’s only natural satellite.
“The moon will retain full autonomy,” Wu told reporters on Thursday, “and will continue to orbit the Earth as normal under the ‘One Country, Two Circumgyrating Bodies’ system.”
So far, the LDOZ has received widespread support from the public and government-issued propaganda posters have cropped up around Beijing and Shanghai bearing the slogan “China Dream, Moon Dream.”
As America and Russia are expected to dispute the territorial boundaries, Chinese scientists, according to leaked classified documents, are investigating the feasibility of striking an obsolete satellite to trigger a chain reaction of space debris that will orbit the earth every 90 minutes, preventing all access to the LDOZ.
http://www.miniharm.com/2013/12/07/china-declares-lunar-defense-obliteration-zone/