If the LAV's A'Rockin....

[a_majoor]

We already have them, hard plastic ones in black and in red.

Not all ladies like black and red, and most people (male and female) find the hard plastic uncomfortable. 

 

[Haggis]

Not all ladies like black and red, and most people (male and female) find the hard plastic uncomfortable. 

Context, Arthur, context.

We already have them, hard plastic ones in black and in red.

Which are single use, single purpose and harder to come by items than a mitt full of rubbers.

(Coincidentally, condoms don't turn your muzzle into a bright red knob and can also protect the bright red knob. )

 

[zipperhead_cop]

"And in each of the last two years, they've used about $40,000 worth of lubricated, non-lubricated and non-latex female condoms, all paid for by the government. "

Okay, we all get the "other" uses for the Johnny hats, but I can't think for the life of me what other purpose the vag dams are for.  ???  Poke holes in them and use them as coffee ground filters?

 

[Scoobie Newbie]

Dust cover for the Karl G.

 

[paracowboy]

Dust cover for the Karl G.

and 81 mm

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Dust cover for the Karl G.

:rofl:

You, sir, must have some unfortunately shaped "Large Marge's" in your unit.

 

[Red 6]

and 81 mm

Boy, ya'll must be gettin' some huge rubbers to make them fit onto the end of a mortar tube. I still think you could get some muzzle caps.... :

 

[Scoobie Newbie]

That's in reference to female condoms.

 

[Kat Stevens]

Boy, ya'll must be gettin' some huge rubbers to make them fit onto the end of a mortar tube. I still think you could get some muzzle caps.... :

Yes, they have "made in Canada" on one side of the wrapper, and "size S" on the other.

 

[Hot Lips]

I'm thinking Trojans new ad campaign should be "Nuzzle your muzzle."

Now there's a novel fundraising idea! Talk about lifting up morale

LMAO  :rofl: :rofl:
The CADPAT idea is kind of novel though LMAO

MM...people aren't that naive are they

HL

 

[medicineman]

MM...people aren't that naive are they

HL

Oh yes they are...

MM

 

[Danjanou]

:rofl:

You, sir, must have some unfortunately shaped "Large Marge's" in your unit.

He said "the" Carl G not "Carl G", as in the infamous Cpl Gustaf.

Of course if the half the stories about the most infamous swordsmen in NATO are true then he alone is responsible for the sudden increase in this valuable military piece of kit. 8)

 

[AJC]

One for One exchange?

 

[a_majoor]

One for One exchange?

OK sport, you handle the "empties"  ;D ;D ;D

 

[Hot Lips]

Yes, they have "made in Canada" on one side of the wrapper, and "size S" on the other.

  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I have nothing to say about that, as I can not stop laughing my ass off 

HL

 

[Hot Lips]

Okay does anyone else see a theme here...

We have LAVs rocking...we have a story about prophylactic use and now...

We have a Operation Mountain Thrust...

Dear Lord if you put all of that together a certain image starts to ensue...

LMAO

HL

 

[Old Sweat]

Tinfoil hats will be worn.

 

[George Wallace]

Okay does anyone else see a theme here...

We have LAVs rocking...we have a story about prophylactic use and now...

We have a Operation Mountain Thrust...

Dear Lord if you put all of that together a certain image starts to ensue...

LMAO

HL

Wait 'till you hear the Code Word to end the Operation:    HOOF HEARTED

;D

 

[medicineman]

Op Mountain Thrust - sounds like something that should be in the Afghan Kama Sutra instead of a COIN op.

MM

 

[Pea]

Wait 'till you hear the Code Word to end the Operation:    HOOF HEARTED

;D

Now we REALLY need Heath & Jake as Poster Boys!