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Did you ever stop and wonder?
Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there ... I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of its ass." (actually what are we supposed to eat out of a chicken's ass? Am I missing something?)
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if he is going to look RIGHT up there anyway?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . .. . . .
Who was the first person was to decide to pick a Brussels sprout (which looks odd), boil it (which smells even worse than it looks) andthen (the best of all) to put it in his mouth and eat the stinky thing?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets pissed Off with you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there ... I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of its ass." (actually what are we supposed to eat out of a chicken's ass? Am I missing something?)
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if he is going to look RIGHT up there anyway?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . .. . . .
Who was the first person was to decide to pick a Brussels sprout (which looks odd), boil it (which smells even worse than it looks) andthen (the best of all) to put it in his mouth and eat the stinky thing?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets pissed Off with you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?