Boot Strap, PteAlex, Zartan too i guess , hows it going boys, The King of 2section BMQ 0603 here... you know who I am
Where to start...
Pte. Alex said:
5. doing drill with invisible rifles to waste time in front of the armories and having all the staff crack up watching us struggle to do it
Me: MCpl, If were doing Invisible Drill with Imaginary Rifles, Are We Taking Imaginary Busses Back to garrison tonight?
MCpl: No Dixon, your f****** Running back to the base
Me: Woohoo MCpl...
BootStrap said:
Oh Yeah to add:
1.) The weekend before the field ex we were staying up all night getting drunk and watching movies in the rec room and one of the guy's (Lets call him Bloggins) had to go to the washroom but instead of going to the washroom he walks to a window and takes a wizz out of the third story window (TWICE) the second time one of our Mcpl's was in the parking lot below (good thing he didn't see bloggins relieving himself out of the window).
Oh the Certain MP MCpl from Calgary knew exactly who and what it was...
MCpl yelling up to window: That Better Be Rain Bloggins!
A Certain Pte: Call it What you Want MCpl, were all just lucky i made it as far as the windows.
- Getting 12 people hooked on smokes and about 8 people on chew by the end of BMQ/SQ
-"Hey Dixon is that Butt Can supposed to smoke like that?"
My Rss Trg Sgt from my Home unit "Dixon, your one messed up feller"
"Oh you dont know the half of it Sgt"
Digging an Entire Stage 6 C6 Trench Myself
2LT: Dixon, Why is your Prone Position all contorted behind your C6"
Me: Really Hard to go Prone with a Rock Hard Bone, Sir
2Lt: you think its hard now, Im gonna let you toss grenades this afternoon!
Replacing Master Bombadier with Mister Belveder after 4 days of no sleep
Being Section Senior and Crse Senior and the pride I felt when everyone had their shat together and we got platoon wide praise
Johnstons 18day stint as Crse Senior
"The Horizontal Stash", "My Target Aperture on you Just Hit Atomel!", "No you can't wear a CADPAT Manthong on Stand-to"
BMQ/SQ 0603, what a damned fine time... Double Pene 1 and 2 back to back this summer here comes the weird once again