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I got this sent to me in an email, an I thought it was pretty funny
>Courtesy of comedian Rick Mercer
>
>Dear Americans:
>
>On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I‘d like to offer an apology to the
>United States of America. We haven‘t been getting along very well recently
>and for that, I am truly sorry.
>
>I‘m sorry we called George Bush a moron. Even if he is a moron, it wasn‘t
>nice
>of us to point that out. If it‘s any consolation, the fact that he is a
>moron shouldn‘t
>reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it‘s not like you
>actually elected him.
>
>I‘m sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
>you doesn‘t give us the right to sell you lumber that‘s cheaper and better
>than your own.
>
>I‘m sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence, I guess our excuse
>would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
>
>I‘m sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I notice
>you‘ve rebuilt it! It‘s very nice.
>
>I‘m sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but
>we feel your pain.
>
>I‘m sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you‘re going up against
>a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it
>took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that
>was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
>
>And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I‘m sorry that we‘re constantly
>apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly
>veiled criticism. I sincerely hope you‘re not upset with this.
>
>We‘ve seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
>
>Sincerely
>CANADA
>Courtesy of comedian Rick Mercer
>
>Dear Americans:
>
>On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I‘d like to offer an apology to the
>United States of America. We haven‘t been getting along very well recently
>and for that, I am truly sorry.
>
>I‘m sorry we called George Bush a moron. Even if he is a moron, it wasn‘t
>nice
>of us to point that out. If it‘s any consolation, the fact that he is a
>moron shouldn‘t
>reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it‘s not like you
>actually elected him.
>
>I‘m sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
>you doesn‘t give us the right to sell you lumber that‘s cheaper and better
>than your own.
>
>I‘m sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence, I guess our excuse
>would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
>
>I‘m sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I notice
>you‘ve rebuilt it! It‘s very nice.
>
>I‘m sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but
>we feel your pain.
>
>I‘m sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you‘re going up against
>a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it
>took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that
>was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
>
>And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I‘m sorry that we‘re constantly
>apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly
>veiled criticism. I sincerely hope you‘re not upset with this.
>
>We‘ve seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
>
>Sincerely
>CANADA
