Movie Quotes....
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"In the name of her majesty and the Continental Congress, come here and feed me this belt, boy."
Anybody know where that is from? Who said it?
Anybody know where that is from? Who said it?
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"if you want a guarantee, get a toaster" --Clint Eastwood (The Rookie)
"Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever." --Dodgeball (strictly speaking it's an exchange: so sue me).
"Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever." --Dodgeball (strictly speaking it's an exchange: so sue me).
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{Drill Sgt} "Do you suck dicks?"
{Cadet} "Sir no Sir"
{Sgt} "BULLSHIT! I'll bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose"
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{Sgt} "Did your parents have any children that lived?!"
{Pyle} "Sir yes Sir!"
{Sgt} "I'll be they regret that! Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and became a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!"
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{Sgt} "Do we love our beloved corps ladies?!"
{Cadets} "Sperify Do or Die, GUNG HO GUNG HO GUNG HO"
{Sgt} "What makes the grass grow?!"
{Cadets} "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD"
{Sgt} "What do we do for a living ladies?!"
{Cadets} "Kill Kill Kill!"
{Sgt} "Bullshit I Can't hear you!"
{Cadets} "KIll KIll KIll!"
{Sgt} "BULLSHIT I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
{Cadets} "KILL KILL KILL!!!"
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Full Metal Jacket
{Cadet} "Sir no Sir"
{Sgt} "BULLSHIT! I'll bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose"
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{Sgt} "Did your parents have any children that lived?!"
{Pyle} "Sir yes Sir!"
{Sgt} "I'll be they regret that! Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and became a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!"
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{Sgt} "Do we love our beloved corps ladies?!"
{Cadets} "Sperify Do or Die, GUNG HO GUNG HO GUNG HO"
{Sgt} "What makes the grass grow?!"
{Cadets} "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD"
{Sgt} "What do we do for a living ladies?!"
{Cadets} "Kill Kill Kill!"
{Sgt} "Bullshit I Can't hear you!"
{Cadets} "KIll KIll KIll!"
{Sgt} "BULLSHIT I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
{Cadets} "KILL KILL KILL!!!"
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Full Metal Jacket
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Caesar said:
Pretty sure that's Gen Jack Ripper, in Doctor Strangelove.
(I love that flick. We could get a whole thread of quotes from that movie alone. My wife just doesn't get it at all.)
Here's another:
You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
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Zombie said:Everything Jack Nicholson says in The Shining... >
I can do a pretty good impression of the kid's "redrum, redrum": drives the girlfriend nuts!!! >
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x-grunt and beadwindow - you are correct! That was Gen Ripper.
another gem from the good General:
"Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?"
"No, I don't think I do, sir, no."
"He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
& another from Dr. Stranglove...
[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove(ina heavy German accent): Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
ok..here's a non-Strangelove quote...
"I drive, you navigate, just don't hassle with it."
Who? What movie?
another gem from the good General:
"Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?"
"No, I don't think I do, sir, no."
"He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
& another from Dr. Stranglove...
[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove(ina heavy German accent): Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
ok..here's a non-Strangelove quote...
"I drive, you navigate, just don't hassle with it."
Who? What movie?
).I_am_John_Galt said:I can do a pretty good impression of the kid's "redrum, redrum": drives the girlfriend nuts!!! >
haha the shining. gotta love Jack
here's another nod to Stephen King
"they float Georgie, they float. we all float down here..."
"Git off mah case you big ole honky clown. No shit an no shine muhfuh! i got d'walk i got d'talk, i got da big ole boppin cock! i'm a man wit a plan, and if you doan git, you goan shit. you hear me you white face bunghole!!"
