I'll never be elected to Canada's House of Commons, because I could never stomach party politics long enough to get there (and sadly, as long as our electoral system is slanted towards partisan/pork barrel politics, patronage, and smarmy fartcatching puke quislings ... loyalty to Canada is NOT the most important criteria to holding public office). However, if I ever figure out how to buy my way into Parliament ... here's the dividend I'd pay back to our country:
1. Eliminate HRDC and give their entire budget to the military (i.e. attending the Commonwealth Study Conference in 1998, I was told the Canadian ARMED Forces is Canada's "largest" federal employer, and therefore Canada's premiere institution in Human Resources and Development - to paraphrase a steel company in Hamilton, the Canadian ARMED Forces slogan should be "Our product is pride and courage. Our strength is people.")
2. Give Canadians improved opportunities to be proud of their military - as I've already mentioned elsewhere here, I'm starting a letter-writing campaign to make it mandatory for all public schools in Canada to teach our children about
truly great Canadians (as opposed to
Pravda's CBC's flawed popularity contest:
http://www.gg.ca/media/doc.asp?lang=e&DocID=4364
http://army.ca/forums/threads/26215/post-161445.html#msg161445
3. Ensure every overseas deployment of Canadian ARMED Forces is accompanied by SUPPORT from other governments (e.g. CIDA), as opposed to burdening operational deployments with bureaucratic administation imposed by OGD mandarins back in Ottawa ... grrrr ...
4. Give all three services a clear mandate, and the tools to achieve it:
4.a. Army - in a nutshell, a division to defend Canada consisting of four brigades, and the ability to deploy one.
4.b. Navy - in a nutshell, the ability to defend our coasts (not just patrol them, but also to land troops on our coasts), and the ability to support an Army deployment (i.e. sealift, and fighting ability to get it there).
4.c. Air Force - in a nutshell, the ability to defend our airspace (not just patrol it), and the ability to support an Army deployment (i.e. strategic airlift, and
buckets of tactical aviation).
4.d. National Defence - politics be damned, but JTF2 is a Special Force and should have a name that evokes pride, strength, and special strike capabilities.
5. Some pet projects:
5.a. Heck - we paid off the Montreal Olympics with a lottery, so why not ... cancel the Sikorsky contract and buy EH101's instead (for the Navy, Army, Air Force, and
Joint Commando) - and, rather than simply screw over all the taxpayers, we could have a lottery to pay off not only the penalty fees, but the actual purchase as well (hmmm ... maybe we'll have to start a seperate thread to name the lottery ... "Canacopter"?)
5.b. Tactical aviation - although my ultimate fantasy would be functional V22 Ospreys for all four armed services (did I mention the Coast Guard stepping up to the plate ...?) - I'd get rid of our useless Griffooons and replace them with REAL military helicopters (recently somebody else used the term "Milverado's", and I'm still chuckling at it ...). It's embarassing that we got rid of our Chinooks.
5.c. Helicopter assault ships - something like the ROTTERDAM, GUAM, or whatever - basically, since we'd now have a common airframe in the V22 or EH101, these ships could perform coastal defence tasks by being able to serve as a mobile platform for surveillance and SAR missions, plus be able to pick up components of the Joint Commando and land them almost anywhere. Sure, paying off the Bonnie seemed like a good idea at the time, but ... a pocket carrier sure helps project power further ...
5.d. I'd invent time travel, and bring back the Avro Arrow (there's a novel about a secret squadron ...)
But, it's all a pipe dream. In order to be elected to the House of Commons one has to be greedy, and I'm not.